There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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