My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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