I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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