Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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