This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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