Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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