Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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