I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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