i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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