i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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