Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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