He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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