you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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