You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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