have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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