so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I got inside last night via doggy door
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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