Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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