Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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