I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
A bitchslap is in order.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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