Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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