If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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