What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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