okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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