i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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