I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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