Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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