Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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