Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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