OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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