You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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