I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
