where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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