I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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