I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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