adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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