just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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