Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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