I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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