So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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