ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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