i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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