i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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