ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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