I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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