I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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