Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Threesome in a minivan. New low
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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