How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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