dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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