how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
