his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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