Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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