i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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